I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
What just happened
This post became perfect. That’s what.
Giving Nico a little sister was one of the best things Riordan ever did and they both need to be safe because then they can have happy tea parties and watch How To Train Your Dragon and prank phone call their father.
Nico: It’s ringing!!!!
Hazel: *fanning herself* Do the thing.
Hades: *answers underworld phone* What.
Nico: Is your… refrigerator running?
Hades: Nico, I swear to—
Nico: *hangs up* HE’S ONTO US.